Don't Care Bears

Which Care Bear are you?

	Love-a-Lot Bear You love to take care of others and people love being around you because you make them feel appreciated. You are very sweet and soft-spoken. You are also a romantic and consider yourself an excellent matchmaker, so you tend to be a bit nosy. But everyone still considers you the sweetest person they know.
Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

Actually it said I was "B@stard Bear" but they didn't have a graphic for that...

Robo-Bear

Hasbro's Luv Cubs - I'm starting to feel a bit....redundant...here [sniffle]

Ego Boosting

True Facts: Apparently each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

Fear me.

Hush, Hush, Listen who dares, Christopher Robin is learning to swear...

The Karma Sutra of Pooh - "It's just wrong, but who cares ..."

Introducing the "RCFTB"

Remote Control Farting Teddy Bear - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Therapy for your inner Bear

"Lucas T Bear, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon. "

Uh oh...

The Prior-Art-O-Matic : "Lucas T Bear": "Lucas T Bear is a telephone that believes itself to be self-aware!"

Got Filk?

He gets too hungry for dinner at 8
Loves eating hunney but not off a plate
Just bites the ankles of people he hates
That's why the Teddy is a Scamp

Don't like crap games, and frightened by "GiRLs"
Won’t do Filking, it makes his toes curl
Poops in the woods, but mostly he hurls
That’s why the Teddy is a scamp

He loves the free, fresh Fi in his fur
Alluring to her
Got Tufts, he's buff
Hates sawdust critters, the basement is damp
That’s why the Teddy is a Scamp

Scared of the Tavern's Barbarian hordes
Hides in the rafters, so he won't get pawed
Oppressed by Sysops, so he's moving boards
That’s why the Teddy is a Scamp

No pain, Rogaine

Bears going bald, look like ' large rats' - I have to admit that this has me slightly worried....

posted by Lucas

Coup De Tat

I've just spent a busy few days on the annual audit/purge of Lucas's 'play' box. It's never an easy task. The recently-binned items must be watched carefully lest a furtive paw tries to rescue them.

The contents included:

Pool Table (1)
Roulette Wheel (1)
Dartboard (1)
Darts (6)
(Hmm, all present and correct....for a change)
Chessboard (1)
Basketball net (1)
Golf bag and clubs (1)

So far so good. But then things took a left-hand turn onto the entrance ramp for Highway Weird:

Handcuffs (2)
Empty Southern Comfort Bottles (2)
Sets of bows and arrows (2)
Lightsabres - bear sized - 3
Lightsabres - full-sized - 3
(at least it would be a fair fight)
Vampire Wig and Fangs (1)

By this point Lucas was engaging in extreme sulking and it seemed prudent to stop there. He'd kidnapped the TV remote as a bargainning chip and I wanted to watch ER (I think his mood had something to do with the confiscation of his night-vision goggles and the sniper rifle).

NYPD Blue is on soon - I may have to trade the googles.

posted by Carol

Introduction

In a world where blogs can be written by babies, retired greyhounds or even Wesley Crusher, a Blogging Teddy Bear isn't really that strange is it?

I hope not or this is going to be a real short job.